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I am, of course, being sarcastic.



Howard calls for HIV migrant ban.

After the Bastille Day celebrations, in which the might of the French military is paraded down the Champs Elysees, said military might returns home - some to a base near Versailles, where I live.

At around 10pm, 18 tanks rolled through Versailles causing shaking buildings, rattling windows, and many people to wear "WTF" expressions on their faces.

A colleague gets a knock at the door late Sunday night. Before him stand two members of the fire brigade. They speak to him in French, and he stammers through a "parlez-vous Anglais?". "A little" was the response, followed by "tank", "earthquake", "building unsafe", "evacuate" and "now".

The tanks caused damage to his apartment building's foundations, which resulted in the living room of a first floor apartment landing in the living room of a ground floor apartment.

At least he now knows how the Palestinians feel.

I live right next to a Catholic church. It's a small church, but it's very pretty. Every hour, on the hour, the bells ring. The bells also ring at the beginning and end of mass, and for weddings.

This weekend is Easter weekend, and just now, the bells of the church went nuts.

Sorry for the quality, I recorded this on my phone, but enjoy.

Churchie Bells

(This opens with Quicktime... sorry about that if you don't have it)

So my Internet connection is being a bit dumb at the moment, so I'm on the phone with my ISP tech support.

"If you have a technical question, or you cannot connect to the Internet, please press 2".
Presses 2.</>
"For technical issues, please consult our FAQ online at..."

Now, if you cannot connect to the Internet, how in God's name is that going to help you?

Learn Pi!

Trust me, it's worth it.

Twice-married Tom Cruise's publicist, his sister Lee Anne DeVette said: "Katie is pregnant. They are expecting a baby."


If I were them, I'd be expecting the devil's spawn.