I am alive. I just want to get that out there right now. I didn't die in some weird shark attack. I didn't drown in vomit. And I didn't bungee jump off a long pier with a short rope... or something.
Work is nuts. I am in management training. It's fun. Work remains nuts.
Tirian turns 8 on the 16th. That's crazy. I am a mother to an 8 year old child. He rocks my world, he's the best thing ever. He made me the best fucking Mother's Day gift ever, with sparkles and a photo of him and all sorts of shit. He's so smart, it's painful. He's learning piano and is going through the curriculum at double the normal pace. I've got a genius child. Plus he's gorgeous.
My friends are amazing. Especially N, K, B and M - so supportive and kind and patient. I'd be a wreck without them. I love you guys.
This is like a fucking Oscar acceptance speech. I'll close therefore by saying fuck you, God, you've never done anything for me.
Good night.

