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I won't waste much time on this "mini-Olympics" (Wikipedia entry for Commonwealth Games, but I do have one question.

Why isn't the Birdman Rally a Commonwealth (and Olympic, come to think of it) event?

Some countries take it far too seriously, that's just not on. The Birdman Rally is all about a drunk bloke, covered in feathers, jumping of the Princes Street Bridge, into the Yarra.

So I wandered on over to Getty Images to see if I could find some Birdman Rally pics, but to no avail. I did however find some snaps from the Commonwealth Games.


"... So I grabbed his head and gave it a squeeze and said "Johnny Howard, if you steal my limelight with Queen Liz I am gonna pop you're fucked up noggin like a pimple."


SLOUCHER!


Haha, Thorpey. Tatty beach trousers, t-shirt and non-matching jacket... PLUS an unshaved face for meeting the Queen. I love him.


Oh just FUCK OFF with that. What in God's name of Hell is that monstrosity?

CAPTION CONTEST:



What could Phil "The Greek" Windsor possibly be saying to this fellow? Be imaginative, and keep in mind Phil's penchant for all that is politically incorrect.